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Apparently, the act of sex can help you burn the same amount of calories as running eight miles, the wife read. The husband wondered how it could run eight miles in merely 30 seconds on earth. The wife kept screaming, "Give it to me! I've become so wet. Give it to me right now!" but the husband refused to give his umbrella.

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Bob rings the doorbell at the house of his friend Marc. Marc's hot wife, Michelle, opens the door, with nothing but a bathrobe on, and tells Bob that Marc is still in the shower. Bob looks at her, thinks long and hard and finally says: "If I give you $200, will you drop your bathrobe? Shocked, Michelle responds "No!".

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The first, Louie, starts off "I getting sick of all the boobs I deal with in my job". Reggie chimes in "With me, it's the dicks I work with. It's non-stop". Then Amy decides to throw down. "Every day it's the same thing. One asshole after another from sunup to sundown".

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There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a p*nis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, "My life sucks. I'm put in salads, and to top it off, they put ranch on me as well. My life sucks.". The pickle says, "That's nothing compared to my life. I'm put in vinegar and stored away. Boy my life boring. I hate life.".

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Hilarious Jokes for Adults. Here come the longer funny adult jokes! Be careful, with them: Three guys go on a ski trip together. When they get to the ski lodge there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, "Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a.

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astghik. @astghik. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?". The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit.

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Pick-Up Lines. Your body is 70 percent water… and I'm thirsty. I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? I lost my keys… can I check your pants? Let's play carpenter! First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

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One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. — r/smaze381. 6. Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I can't believe I blew fifty bucks in there.". — r/aloysiusmind. 7.

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Call and tell her about it. A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.

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The little girl replies, "Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.". Vote: share joke. Joke has 85.31 % from 4056 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex. The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

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Faced with such a brilliant response, we have no possible reply. 18. A new hybrid. The curtain opens and a pig is seen making love to a dinosaur. Title of the movie. * "Jurassic Pig". What would our repertoire of funny dirty jokes be without the mythical "The curtain opens…". 19. Dissolvable relationships.

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20. View more comments. #25. A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." Report.

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Hahaha They're better at it than guys. 4. A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ. Hope this means the naked man was near the organ that's used to play Sunday hymns. 5. I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.

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He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." 8) My girlfriend thought I'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had me pegged from the start. 9) The stork is the bird that.

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28. My manhood is only six inches, but it smells like a foot. —-. 29. A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled. No, it's just regular p*rn, you sick f*ck. —-. 30.